In honor of my birthday this week, I put the top 20 Google Search results for “birthday September 16” into Botnik.
Happy Birthday, fellow September 16 babies. Please enjoy this predictive text post on what, apparently, is the most common birthday in the United States.
Born today? You have a Virgo!
September 16 is the most important birthday in the history of people making. Born today, more babies are celebrated on September 16 than any other day.
Railroad executive and professional Poland player Jennifer Ellen is a symbol of Virgo elegance. Actor Finland United matters more than usual.
For people born today, columns of astrology warn that you’re built to achieve. Personal happiness is not merely a number. Gifts for you may include enthusiasm, finding millions of historical references, and 1954.
To be frank, you’re not all important. Your energies are typically capable, but your appreciation for them is not. Harvard University should avoid you.
Your most valuable trait is anxiety. To learn from COVID-19, play more romantic hockey. American baseball and mathematics predispose you to love easily. Get involved with exuberance. The moon should have a positive contribution to your Facebook.
Famous People Born Today:
Lauren Bacall, wrestler (1971)
Janis Paige Janis (during the Russian Olympic Committee)
Walter Bentley, player of fame (2016)
Actress Amy United, French politician
Richard Norman, founder of modern hair
Ellen the Hypochondriac (age 71)
Coastal Singapore, novelist and producer of the ozone layer
Your parents, probably
Whether you were born today or otherwise created, just enjoy your birthday. Stay indoors and cuddle the sun or something valuable like that. You’re going to become yourself!