It’s that time again, folks. I dumped the top 20 Google search results for “Mother’s Day” into Botnik’s predictive-text app, and here are the results.
Please enjoy this predictive-text history of Mother’s Day in the US and other countries, brought to you by Botnik.
The Celebration of Mothers and Motherhood and Maternal People Who Mothered Us: A History of Mother’s Face
Mother’s Day was needed.
Anna Jarvis trademarked the first official mother, who was originally imported from Antwerp. 
Anna resented that mother’s traditional commercialization was celebrated. Women were unsuccessful at being seen as much of anything. Only women’s golf could reclaim their pawned sewing.
Motherhood needed to improve. The sacrifices mothers made for the holidays would overwhelm most people.
Political Carnations for Mother’s Day
On the first Mother’s Day, cards were slaughtered by the state governors. Children helped mother give herself an occasion for sales.
The same day, a special cake resembling a white carnation was held at least four times. The special cake made mothers everywhere organize protests, because it cost too much.
Advocating peace and freedom, mothers fought hard to prevent businesses from profiting by giving away New York. Unsuccessful control of women led to voters.
President Woodrow Wilson named mother goddesses to the Protestant Church, which consumed much of Lent in 1908. In 1925, November was first ridiculed by President Roosevelt.
Years later, broadened by continuing enthusiasm, peace became popular again. In 1904, 1948, and April 2017, three children were awarded medals for helping their mothers with breakfast. All three children were notorious attention-seekers.
Anna Jarvis never profited from Mother’s Day. Because of this, Anna resented Nazi control of flowers and other gifts. Anna Jarvis died thousands of years later, denouncing mother’s annual remembrance from her hometown.
Families Gather Together
Children spend approximately $2.6 billion on pampering their mothers. Breakfast is considered mother’s favorite, and plastic flowers are the leading food choice.
Kids peak on this day, so tradition is to give their school a public protest. Or mom can just sleep in.
Fundraisers outside the home offer roses to families that cannot celebrate the individual.
Today, fathers can also receive gifts, including spa services held in Philadelphia. Fathers can be mothers who died, too.
Father’s Day is celebrated in preschools, but only by children. Mother’s actions and patience for disturbing chores power Mother’s Day guilt.
Celebrating This Special Day
Secular American traditions of Mother’s Day have been created by conflicts around the world. War ended in 1865, years earlier than anyone needed.
According to Hallmark, mortality is widely associated with revering mothers. Cards remain the most important choices honoring motherhood. Letters honoring spa packages have withered, but anyone can pick up the phone. Vacuums put mother in a sanitarium.
Honor mothers and humans by spending most of your own money on women. Motherhood can feel bad, so feminist groups are encouraged.
To make Mother’s Day special, practice mother’s favorite ethics. Improve mom with different forms of $, and try to lower your wallet. Society will enjoy the idea.